Sandrich

joliedevotion:

Angelina Jolie and her favourite curse word.
Another Queen-Angelina & Jolie Devotion collaboration

Lets talk about Po for a minute.

godholdsmyheart15:

This is Po from Kung Fu Panda.image

He is literally an overweightimage

Fanboyimage

Who works at a fast food restaurantimage

With the worst luckimage

Everimage

And yet becomes

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This badassimage

Dragon Warrior
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Who still actsimage

Likeimage

Himselfimage

Who still hates hikingimage

And stairsimage

He uses his fatimage

To his advantageimage

And doesn’t let image

His tragic pastimage

Define himimage

This has been a Po appreciation post.

me: whats your opinion on tampons
little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
little brother: why
me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
me:
little brother:
me: that is a fantastic point

montypla:

redneckjeep:

fuck yah

So, let me get this straight.

You motherfuckers are so upset that other people are trying to help the environment, which in no way negatively impacts you, that you are spending money to make your vehicles worse, in some futile fucking attempt to “get back” at people for driving fuel efficient cars, or whatever? You are fucking hurting other people and YOURSELVES in this. How fucking petty are you?

Do you stupid shitlords have ANY fucking idea how cars work? Do you fucking know why your trucks’ exhaust systems are designed the way they are? Are you AT ALL aware of how much fucking work goes into designing the exhaust system in order to produce the best efficiency and power? You idiots are fucking ruining that, because you want to, what? What does this fucking prove?

Have you ever gotten out of your fucking backwoods shacks to visit a large city? Hell, go to fucking Atlanta. I lived there for years, and even there the pollution is horrible. Just from normal cars, not even your mangled pieces of shit. And you dumbasses want to make that worse? Are you at all aware of the shit you’re breathing in because of this? You might as well start smoking three packs a day, because you’re already well on your way to throat and lung cancer.

But, I guess this is all just a kneejerk reaction. You feel intimidated. Because, you know that European and Asian cars routinely and consistently outperform American cars in every way, all while being cleaner and more fuel efficient.

teensquotess:

http://teenlifequotes.com/

Krikor Jabotian - Spring Summer 2014
Krikor Jabotian - Spring Summer 2014

ima300yearolddeadkid:

sinkingcrowfeathers:

 Okay, I’m not one to post rants about things but this, this fucking scene right here is easily like the most heart-wrenching, disgusting and fucked up part in this whole movie.

He was the love of her life, she literally gave up everything for him and he killed her for a bit of money. She spent years waiting for someone to find her and ask for her hand in marriage and the one man who actually does tells her that he’s done it by accident. She realizes that she can’t force him to love her and lets him go with the woman he truly cares for.

Emily is dead, at this point she’s realized that there most likely isn’t someone out there for her, not only has she died alone but now she has to spend all of eternity alone. This is a thought she’s had to have entertained more than once but now it’s her reality. 

And then here he is, Barkis, the one who took everything away from her, every chance she ever had of happiness, standing in front of her openly mocking the pain she’s been through. Not only that, he says exactly what it is she’s been terrified of hearing; that she will never be loved the way that she wants and it devastates her. You can see it on her face.

thank you tim burton 

bl00dywanch0r:

z0mbiitch:

hasturtheunimpressive:

vulte:

z0mbiitch:

Also, mercury is in retrograde that day.  Should be interesting!

Using this post as a reminder to please keep your pets safe indoors, especially if you have a black cat or a black dog!

Why are we supposed to be worried about out pets?

Because superstitious idiots notoriously kill black cats and dogs especially on Friday the 13th. Also other people might make animal sacrifices :/ it’s best to just keep them safe.


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bl00dywanch0r:

z0mbiitch:

hasturtheunimpressive:

vulte:

z0mbiitch:

Also, mercury is in retrograde that day.
Should be interesting!

Using this post as a reminder to please keep your pets safe indoors, especially if you have a black cat or a black dog!

Why are we supposed to be worried about out pets?

Because superstitious idiots notoriously kill black cats and dogs especially on Friday the 13th. Also other people might make animal sacrifices :/ it’s best to just keep them safe.

Perf